The Real Housewives of In-Sync Exotics

Well folks....the Hollywood/Reality machine has finally come knocking on our door.  It seems that the reality show has contacted several of our lovely ladies in the neighborhood about starring in the reality TV show. 

Bravo has called, emailed and interviewed:
Kshama
BB
Jasmine
Sheila
Cherokee
Mercedes
Jynxie
Kaiya
Lucca
Crimson

I was dumbfounded at the number of our ladies they wanted on the show.  BB told me that Bravo wanted this to be their biggest show to date.  I smell a ratings blitz!

They also spoke with Lydia, Emma, Iona, Duchess, and Nefie but they all polietly declined the offer to star in the show.  I believe Nefie was a bit more outspoken from what I was told *chuckles*.  Gotta love that girl, she's a spitfire, or should I say a 'hiss-fire'!!

Now, once the men got wind of this, we were curious as to what the girls were going to do.  I'm not sure if any of you fine folks out there watch these types of reality shows but they are entertaining and mind numbing at the same time.  Not that I errr, umm tune in weekly to watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to see if Kyle and Kim are fueding or if Camille is still delusional and crazy *cough*.

The entire neighborhood is in an uproar over this.  The thought of the film crew following BB around all day long doesn't sit too well with me.  Once she told me that they would also film me...well, I almost felt like Brad Pitt.  He's not as good looking or charming as me, you all know this, but he's about the only Hollywood star that is comparable to me on a 'Sexiest Man Alive' basis.  I have to say - I am kind of warming up to this idea.

I am speaking with my father, Raja, Kahn, Keenan, and Sultan about how they feel about their ladies being on this show.  Mixed results to say the least.

Bravo has already taken a couple of photographs of the ladies and their men.  They are definitely pullling out all the stops. 

I think the photo of BB and me is stunning.  BB thinks she looks fat as usual.  Women!

Stay tuned folks - more to come.

~M

Graffiti...

Now folks...we don't condone graffiti in the neighborhood.  I understand sometimes when I'm busy with official In-Sync business like kissing babies, posing for photo shoots, standing around looking handsome, checking on the public toilet in the playground, signing autographs etc., I can't be everywhere at once and make sure everything is running in an orderly fashion...but seriously...graffiti on my secretaries face?  This is totally hilarious!!! *giggles* *coughs*  ERRR,I mean, this is an outrage!! Who would do such a terrible things such as this and deface such a lovely picture of me and my trusted scribe?


What next? The pull my finger prank?

~M

P.S. - I think we have a gifted artist among us!

Crouching Midas, Hidden Dragon

 

Well folks it's been awhile since I've last written.  I've been feeling a bit under the weather.  Those of you that know me, know that I've got skin cancer and have been going through chemo treatments.  Well, this last round has taken it's toll on my physically and I've been recuperating with the help of all my wonderful caregivers and loved ones.  They are the next best thing to morning treats...well, almost!  Those treats are pretty darn tasty I must say.  But the volunteers and caregivers do come in a close second.

I've lost a bit of weight, but I have to say I do look very svelte and of course I am still as handsome as ever.  I did hear rumors and gossip around the neighborhood that some folks thought I was a bit on the heavy side.  I know! I know!  I was shocked myself.  It takes a lot of energy to look this good; they are just jealous of me.

To help me battle with my illness I've been working with my martial arts instructor, The Green Eyed Lady.  She has been teaching me a new technique called "Ninja Bamboo Flying" to help me regain core strength (plus it just looks hella cool to be running/flying in trees!)

Blue Bell worries that I might injure myself by being so high up in the trees and won't be able to get down - you know that whole cat in a tree thing *laughs*.   

I gotta say that this bamboo workout has slowly help me get back to my old self.  There has been a lot of stuff going on in the neighborhood that I haven't been able to get to lately.  Thankfully Mohan has filled in to take my place while I recover.  Great guy that one. 

I love you all!

~M

P.S. I bet you all didn't know I could do the splits! I'm full of surprises!

Brooks

Your time with us has been too short.  But in the past 5 months you have taught us what it means to truly love and as I've watched our caregivers, I've seen how they have truly fallen in love with you and I understand why.  You are an amazing, gentle soul, even after everything you've been through.  Your dignity and majesty honors us all.


If I could turn back time, I would, so we could all have you for eternity, but I know you are ready to go home and be with Naomi.  When you see her again you two will always have green grass underneath your feet and beautiful skies above your heads and forever be with each other and never be apart again.  In my great sadness I find comfort in knowing you will be with the love of your life.

I will miss you deeply my friend.  It was a great honor.

~M

Gypsy

I will always have fond memories of you baby girl.  The way your rear end wiggled when you walked.  The way you always had a smirk on your face for those that didn't really know you. 

I'll miss you more than you know, but it comforts my heart that you are no longer in pain.  I'll miss counting those lovely spots and watching you doze on your pillow.

You'll never be forgotten sweet girl.

~M