Saturday, March 12, 2011

The Real Housewives of In-Sync Exotics

Well folks....the Hollywood/Reality machine has finally come knocking on our door.  It seems that the reality show has contacted several of our lovely ladies in the neighborhood about starring in the reality TV show. 

Bravo has called, emailed and interviewed:
Kshama
BB
Jasmine
Sheila
Cherokee
Mercedes
Jynxie
Kaiya
Lucca
Crimson

I was dumbfounded at the number of our ladies they wanted on the show.  BB told me that Bravo wanted this to be their biggest show to date.  I smell a ratings blitz!

They also spoke with Lydia, Emma, Iona, Duchess, and Nefie but they all polietly declined the offer to star in the show.  I believe Nefie was a bit more outspoken from what I was told *chuckles*.  Gotta love that girl, she's a spitfire, or should I say a 'hiss-fire'!!

Now, once the men got wind of this, we were curious as to what the girls were going to do.  I'm not sure if any of you fine folks out there watch these types of reality shows but they are entertaining and mind numbing at the same time.  Not that I errr, umm tune in weekly to watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to see if Kyle and Kim are fueding or if Camille is still delusional and crazy *cough*.

The entire neighborhood is in an uproar over this.  The thought of the film crew following BB around all day long doesn't sit too well with me.  Once she told me that they would also film me...well, I almost felt like Brad Pitt.  He's not as good looking or charming as me, you all know this, but he's about the only Hollywood star that is comparable to me on a 'Sexiest Man Alive' basis.  I have to say - I am kind of warming up to this idea.

I am speaking with my father, Raja, Kahn, Keenan, and Sultan about how they feel about their ladies being on this show.  Mixed results to say the least.

Bravo has already taken a couple of photographs of the ladies and their men.  They are definitely pullling out all the stops. 

I think the photo of BB and me is stunning.  BB thinks she looks fat as usual.  Women!

Stay tuned folks - more to come.

~M